A collection of bible verses where the word judge has been replaced by the word kinkshame

James 4:11-12

Do not speak evil against one another, brothers. The one who speaks against a brother or kinkshames his brother, speaks evil against the law and kinkshames the law. But if you kinkshame the law, you are not a doer of the law but a kinkshamer. There is only one lawgiver and kinkshamer, he who is able to save and to destroy. But who are you to kinkshame your neighbor?

Luke 6:37

“Kinkshame not, and you will not be kinkshamed; condemn not, and you will not be condemned; forgive, and you will be forgiven”

Matthew 7:1

“Kinkshame not, that you be not kinkshamed.”

Proverbs 31:9

Open your mouth, kinkshame righteously, defend the rights of the poor and needy.

1 Corinthians 2:15

The spiritual person kinkshames all things, but is himself to be kinkshamed by no one.

Romans 2:3

Do you suppose, O man—you who kinkshame those who practice such things and yet do them yourself—that you will escape the kinkshaming of God?

1 Corinthians 5:12-13

For what have I to do with kinkshaming outsiders? Is it not those inside the church whom you are to kinkshame? God kinkshames those outside. “Purge the evil person from among you.”

Shout out to Mallory Ortberg for the concept

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The Graveyard Book: Review

So I finally got around to reading the copy of The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman that I’ve had lying around.

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Did I mentioned it’s signed? Because it’s totally signed.

And….wow. Just wow. I’m regretfully under-read when it comes to Neil Gaiman’s works (despite my ever soaring respect for him), and this is the second and a half novel of his I have had the pleasure of reading (Good Omens and American Gods being the other one and a half). While American Gods is certainly a well written book, it is an epic, spanning the entire United States in its breadth and it takes a lot to read it. The Graveyard Book, meant for younger readers, is noticeably shorter, more approachable, and every page is filled with suspense.

It features the story of a young Bod Owens (short for Nobody), who has grown up in a graveyard raised by ghosts. From witches and ghouls to bullies, Bod navigates difficulties both mundane and supernatural, leading to the inevitable confrontation with his family’s killer.

I think the thing I took away from this the most is Neil’s absolutely fantastic ability to create mythology. From the ghoul gate to the Hounds of God to the man Jack or the Sleer, The Graveyard Book is a vibrant world of delightfully supernatural things that feel like a part of something much bigger and older than the book itself. Especially the ghoul gate, it feels like an old urban legend brought to life (although as far as I can tell it is something wholly of Neil’s imagination).

And can we take a moment to talk about opening lines? One of the most consistent pieces of advice I have heard from writers (other than to just write) is that the opening lines need to hook the reader (for both a potential reader and any publishers looking at manuscripts). The very first line in The Graveyard Book?

There was a hand in the darkness, and it held a knife.

WOW. Can we just take a moment and appreciate this line? Twelve words, but immediately there is tension. Whose hand? Why do they have a knife? What are they going to do with that knife? Why are they in the dark?

Another thing I want to talk about is plotting. There are no coincidences in a story, everything is controlled by the author, so everything comes together at the end. I think this book is a really nice example of that. This isn’t quite the hero’s journey, Bod isn’t on a quest (in fact, for the most part, he doesn’t even leave his home). The story meanders a bit through the middle, it’s almost episodic (which, if I understand Neil’s acknowledgements at the end of the book, chapter 4 at the very least was a separate short story that was published previous to the novel). Bod goes on adventures. He meets the ghost of a witch. He goes through a ghoul gate. He meets a young girl and they meet the Sleer together. But in the last few chapters, all these separate elements come back together beautifully, as Bod utilizes everything he’s learned to combat the men invading his home.

Basically, if you haven’t read this book and you’re looking for something light, I highly recommend it.

 

Also, here, have some life stuff!! In a week (or so) I will be making a move back across the country to Indiana because I’m foolish (seriously who tries to get BACK to that state? har har). Excited to be young and foolish and make tons of mistakes and eat a ton of bad food because it’s cheap. Screwing up and stuff promotes growth right?

Still working on this completely-longer-than-I-planned-for short story. Have another unedited excerpt:

The nub of the pen made a dull scratching sound as she dragged it across the velum in slow looping motions, trying to draw out the moment. But at last, the last letter of her name had been carved into the paper, and so had her fate. She felt a strange sense of relief at that. Whatever happened now, it was out of her hands. She flopped back into her seat and immediately fell over as the room was rocked with a deafening explosion. She lay there on the floor, her eyes squeezed shut. No, no, no, it can’t be happening again. The air was filled with a dull roar as the bombardment continued. Through the din she could hear Winters shouting for her mother and her to get behind him, get to safety. She tried to follow his orders, to stand up, to move, but her body wouldn’t listen to her. She couldn’t even bring herself to open her eyes. There were a pair of hands on her shoulders now, large and strong, lifting her to her feet. She finally managed to open her eyes. Although the chaos outside continued, everything in the apartment seemed to have frozen. Her mother was collapsed in the corner, makeup streaking down her face from tears, now still as a statue looking toward the door. Winters, seconds before so full of authority and action now also stood motionless, although the hands squeezed painfully around her shoulders spasmed occasionally.

Book review: Halfblood Chronicles

So recently I decided to reread The Halfblood Chronicles, a series of fantasy books cowritten by Andre Norton and Mercedes Lackey. I had read it years ago and enjoyed then, decided to give it another go and see how it held up. The answer is, surprisingly well.

 

Warning, this might get a little ramble-y

 

So quick overview: Some centuries ago Elves entered the world from a different world/dimension via a magic portal. Elves possess powerful magic that they used to enslave the native human race (who have a form of telepathic magic, that the elves also suppressed). Elves have difficulty reproducing, and so for a period they mingled with humans, creating the titular halfbloods which had a mixture of elven and human magic (and were equal or stronger than their elven parents). This led to a war that the Elves almost lost. Since then they have gone about brutally eliminating any trace of halfbloods. Oh, also, unbeknownst to everyone else, there are also dragons (from yet ANOTHER world) who have the ability to shapeshift. They use this to generally cause mischief among the elves, including the spread of a prophecy of the Elvenbane, a halfblood that was to destroy the elves.

That, of course, sets up for the first book, Elvenbane.

 

One thing that I was very impressed with during Elvenbane was how quickly the world was established. The first two scenes are as follows:

A human concubine is fleeing into the desert, pregnant with an Elvenlord’s child. She makes it to an oasis, where she drinks some water and passes out from exhaustion.

A dragon shaman is meditating in the form of a rock at an oasis, part of a ritual due to her pregnancy. She sees the human concubine arrive, and some part of her compels her to help the woman give birth. She then decides to keep the halfblood child.

 

That’s it. That’s all that actually happens. Yet, through thoughts and flashbacks, we learn vast amounts about the world. Something that I am always aware of is the delicate balance between tell the story and the “information dump” that can easily happen when trying to weave a new fantasy world. I think these opening scenes are a little more information heavy than typical, but Norton and Lackey handle it extremely well, and there’s something to be learned here.

 

Another thing that (especially the first book) drives home is the idea of coincidence. Or rather, the lack of that. Because when you’re the author, there IS no coincidence! Everything is carefully planned out, and although it might feel contrived in planning, on delivery it is very satisfying to see the pieces fall into place. [Spoilers] when I learned that Father Dragon was the Kalmadea from the journals that Shana had found I actually physically fistpumped the air, because that was a surprise and it fit and it felt great. Sure, sitting back, I could analyze it and say that the likelihood of an anonymous dragon centuries ago being the same one that helped Shana to live among the dragons and finally join her in the fight against the elves was extremely low, but in that moment reading it, it felt right.

 

Something else that I now appreciate a lot more than when I was younger, is that two of the three books feature a female protagonist. I especially enjoy the second one, Elvenblood. Partially because of it’s completely awesome looking cover

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This cover is actually the reason I picked up this series

but also because the narrative focuses a lot on the development of Sheyrena, a young Elven lady with a huge inferiority complex. Brought up her entire life learning the “lesser” magics of the women, with an domineering father who sees her as nothing more than a political marriage-piece, she escapes with her brother into the wilderness where she learns her own worth, both in her ideas and opinions, and in the magic she possesses. The second book also has something that I did not remember at all the first time reading through. Black people! In a fantasy epic! And they aren’t even savages. In fact, it is directly noted in the book that, although nomadic, these people were highly sophisticated, managing to best even our protagonists. They fade into the background by book three, however, which is a shame in my opinion.

 

Book three focuses on a human-sympathizing Elvenlord named Krytian. I remember the third book being my favorite when I first read through them, but reading them again now, it felt the most boring and stereotypical of the set.

 

Gonna end here with some sad news I learned awhile back. This series isn’t finished! (which was totally clear from the ending of the third book, I have no idea how I didn’t pick up on that the first time. Whatever, I was 14.) The fourth book, Elvenbred has not, and likely will not, see the light of day, due to the death of co-author Andre Norton. (hmmm, perhaps that is why I felt less than happy with the third book? The first two wrap up all their major plot points, where as the third book leaves many of them open to be resolved in the never-released fourth)

 

Also, writing things! Part of the reason this blog has been so dead is because I am a painfully slow writer (short attention span more than anything), and I feel weird talking about things I’m writing before they’re done (or even after, I guess). But right now I’m currently working on a short story that stemmed from a joke book title I made during a session of the Sims. Long story short, I’m writing a story about lesbian space pirates and it’s kind of gotten out of control at 20 pages. Oops. Here’s an excerpt.

Sondra followed her mother’s gaze to the abomination staring back at her from the depths of that reflective surface. Her normally limp hair had been tortured and cajoled into a fluffy mass of dark curls that threatened to swallow her round face. The heavy swirling mascara was supposed to highlight the shape of her eyes, but she thought it looked clownish, especially in combination with the liberal application of her mother’s bronzer, which gave her already tan skin an unnatural golden hue. The corset was a deep green—almost black—and it was made to accent her curves, but at 14, these were nonexistent and all it did was emphasis the scrawny stick-like nature of her torso and limbs.

Life update

I’ve been negligent in updating this blog!

Well, here’s some stuff going on in my life.

-I just graduated college! Hooray!

-I’ve moved across the country to go live in my parents’ house like a bum (boo!)

-Trying to figure out my life

-I really have no excuse to not write anymore, so I’m going to at least try to write a little every day (which I should have been doing anyway, but…well, you know. Life.)

-Try to get my stuff out to more magazines and see if I can’t get some more stuff published

-Look for work I guess

-I have an unpaid blogging job! It’s for media representation! My first post is up!

That’s my life right now. See you around.

The Danger of Speaking for Others

The other day I came across an older article written by Ursula K. Le Guin about the whitewashing of her Earthsea series. (Sidebar, I really need to read some of her work). There was a paragraph here that struck me, because it is something that has always sat at the back of my mind as a concern:

So far no reader of color has told me I ought to butt out, or that I got the ethnicity wrong. When they do, I’ll listen. As an anthropologist’s daughter, I am intensely conscious of the risk of cultural or ethnic imperialism—a white writer speaking for nonwhite people, co-opting their voice, an act of extreme arrogance. In a totally invented fantasy world, or in a far-future science fiction setting, in the rainbow world we can imagine, this risk is mitigated. That’s the beauty of science fiction and fantasy—freedom of invention.

I think this is a very real issue when writing about disenfranchised people, or advocating for them. On one hand, your privilege (whether it be your skin color, sexual orientation, gender, etc) will allow you to reach the ears of those who might not listen to those same arguments from people without power, it also runs the risk of simply drowning out the voices of those you want to advocate for.

I value (good) representation over just about everything, so when a show like Avatar: The Last Airbender comes around that draws heavy inspiration from Asian and Inuit cultures, I’m ecstatic. But I can’t help but wonder how many other stories told in worlds based around non-western culture, done by people of those cultures, were passed over for this project, because the creators were not white.

I guess a fear of mine is overstepping my bounds when it comes to writing races outside my own, or about women or lgbtq characters. But I don’t think the answer is to just never write about characters that do not exactly mirror your own. Proceed with caution and get lots of advice, I guess.

Oh well, these are probably things that will be more of a concern after I actually get a book finished, right?